Idols and Egos

WHAT I WISH I WAS WEARING TODAY

 

This entire look makes me GIDDY with excitement.  Take from that what you will.

I envision myself dressed in all my glory, brooding in a corner at SIP on Grand. Tortured over my oh so distressed life of vomiting my thoughts into the interwebs.

Good Morning y'all!

I'm back.

KOB

HOW TO REPEL A WOMAN or UNDERWEAR FOR PORN STARS

Sorry.

KOB

WINTER BOOT STAPLE @NASTYGAL

 

Now THESE are some Jeffrey Campbell kicks I can endorse. NOT THESE. Particularly for kicking Chicago's winter in the BEEEEEEP.  

Wrap 'em up.

KOB

PS- Hi. Sorry it's been awhile. Gonna spill it soon.

THESE PEOPLE ARE VERY UPSET

 

I don't know what has Ms. Thang's tude in a tizzy but I am very grateful for it.  

Why do YOU think these fine Americans are so upset?  Let me know in the comments below. If anyone makes me actually LOL I will do something. Not sure what yet. But you can BET it is, in fact something.

KOB

HONEY BOO BOO:THIS IS NOT AN SNL SKIT. YET.

 

Unless you are severely pop culture deprived* you noticed that lil' Honey Boo Boo was on a press tour last week. In this, the video that keeps on giving from Good Day LA, the ole H.B.B. clearly has started regressing due to instant fame had it with hoofin' it all over LA doing television interviews. Seriously, just keep watching. It's not clear if Honey-Child is aware they are being recorded.

ANYWAY

I am sticking with my story about Honey Boo Boo and fam. They seem to really love each other and make an effort to give back to society (including supporting Gay Rights!!).  What did you do for Gay Rights today?  Exactly.

What is the weirdest fact about your family? Let me know in comments!

I'll start:

O'Brien's keep our butter in the cupboard. 

KOB

*This is a serious condition. I am willing to tudor if you are seeking help for this ailment.  The first step is admitting you have a problem.

VELVET-IFY YOUR N'ART WITH CHANEL TOPCOAT

 

I have never purchased a bottle of nail polish for my own consumption.  

And because of this troublng fact you are now witness to a great moment in time. I find it a huge step forward in my emotional development to feel so committed as to purchase an entire bottle of nail polish. They had me at "Velvet" finish.

That's growth baby.

Now that MINE has shipped I feel safe enough to let y'all know you can get the Mat Top Coat at Nordstrom.

KOB

PS - The polish goes OVER other colors to make it look like a velvet finish.  I did not figure that out until right now. Oops.

WHAT I LEARNED FROM @TMZ LIVE INTERVIEW W/ HONEY BOO BOO

TMZ Live 10/15/12: Honey Boo Boo and Mama June -- Going Hollywood - Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe

 

 

1) Shoes are optional in the TMZ office

2) Homegirl HBB doesn't seem to bet getting any older and/or is losing her words

3) Mom June is a huge Charity and Gay Rights supporter

4) June has never been registered to vote and doesn't plan on it. Shes not "into it"

5) June is more secure than I have ever been in my life

6) June is happier that I have ever been in my life

7) Harvey Levin wishes he didn't ask H.B.B. if she knew what a control tower was

8) Harvey Levin also wishes he didn't pretend that lifting HBB onto the interview chair broke     his back

9) Don't TOUCH that kid's SODA

 

This is a GEM.  Waste some time at your cubilcle with this tornado.

kOB

 

IT'S DONE BEEN DID. BRAD PITT CAN BE CREEPY

 

 

"I'm a creep...I'm a winnaaaaaaaa, what the hellamidoinhereeee...I don't belong here..oooh ohhhhhhh eeeeeee..."

CREEP-NASTY.

KOB

 

 

BAD A$$ PARENT RAP MAKES ME WANT TO HAVE KIDS

 

For a very long time I didn't want to procreate.  I remember being waist-high and saying that I didn't want to bring a human into this horrible world.  For the life of me I can't remember WHAT exactly I was referring to but I DEWWWW remember feeling more passionate about it than pretty much anything since.

I also said that I wouldn't marry till I was 40. Then I met this jerk and becaome one of my first friends to get married.  Ain't it funny how life can slap you in the ass and call you Nancy?

ANYWAY

It took a minute but I we actually dew want to bring little Treviseseses into the world.  It wasn't a feeling that I recognized until the last year or so. Whatwithmyhealthandall*, the past 5 years haven't exactly been a time of romantical dreams. Unless of course you consider this sexy-time.

No judgements of course. I am sure some version of "Nurse and Patient" includes using an IV in your lovers foot because the rest of his/her veins are tapped out.

I DIGRESS

This video ABOVE is exactly how I see parenthood from this side of it. But with more crying and poop.  I wonder if this couple is taking new friends? If so I would like to apply on behalf of the O'Miltons.

KOB

*This links you to my very first blog (awwwww) where I wax poetic on a couple years of my health issues.  There is much more than this but it was probably the hardest part thus far.  Maybe. I feel the next one in the works.

BIC FOR HER, BECAUSE WOMEN NEED PENS TOO

 

"Strong enough for a man, but simple enough that even a woman can understand how to use them.  Here's how it works! When you have an opinion you write it down on a piece of paper, crumple it up and throw it away because no one wants to know our opinion sweetheart.

You could use it to write down a grocery list, or even recipes for when you need to feed your man. AND its industructible so it will stand up to all your wild moodswings!

For best results use while barefoot and pregnant."

#ELLEN Rules

KOB